Number Jokes!

Recently I heard this one on the radio:
What did the 0 say to the 8? (“Nice belt!”)

My giggling 6 year old traveling companion had to call his friend to tell him. So when we got home we went looking for more number jokes!

Teacher: How much is half of 8
Student: Up and down or across?
Teacher: What do you mean?
Student: Well, cutting it in half up and down makes a 3, but across the middle makes two zeros!

More Math Jokes for the Summer Months

Like everything else on the web, you can find hundreds of math jokes, but only a fraction are very funny. So as a public service for moms everywhere who are stuck in the car with kids, I’m repeating a few that we found here!

Why was the number 6 afraid of the number 7? (Because 7 ate 9)

Why was the snake so good at math? (He was an Adder!)

How do you make 7 even? (Take away the s!)

Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? (Because it had more cents.)

What do you get when you divide a jack-o-lantern’s circumference by its diameter? (Pumpkin pi)

Need more? Here are a few of the sites where we found these:

Now it’s your turn. Share your number jokes with us!

  • Jessica

    What goes up and never comes down?
    Your age!

  • Jessica

    There were 8 cats on the bridge 1 jumped off. How many are there left?

    None- they are all copy cats!


  • Why did the chicken go to the other side of the road?

    Because the other side of the road wouldn’t come to him!


  • This was novel. I wish I could read every post, but i have to go back to work now… But I’ll return.